Monday, January 22, 2007

Still no sign

Here we are, day three after my period was supposed to start and still no sign of it. I plan on testing my EMU tomorrow morning (for those of you not in the know thats Early Morning Urine. EMU is the "gold" standard--pardon the pun, I simply couldn't resist throwing it in there-- of urinalysis, as it is the most highly concentrated). But I will NOT be posting the results on this blog as some of you, who shall remain nameless-- MOM-- think that I am going "crazy" and "losing my perspective on things". Whatever that means. Imagine my surprise when I get invited to a nice dinner out last night at Gail C.'s (I scoped it out- the magnet is being very well utilized and prominently displayed), only to discover upon arriving there that the true reason for the evenings get together is to host an intervention for me and my little pregnancy test addiction. I managed to convince them that I wasn't an addict. I have been clean as a whistle for four days now. Or wait, no, three. But still. Three or fours days, its all the same thing. The point is, is would a bona fide junkie really be able to go three or four days without a fix?? Indeed, would a junkie actually use the words "bone fide"?? So, clearly, you can see that I am perfectly in control of the situation. Although I did smuggle out a test for the morning. But I'm sure that the company doesn't mind that. Anyways, I guess we shall in the morning who's the crazy person.

Other than that, there's not much really going on. A bit tired today as I didn't get much sleep last night due to my dear husband. And no its not what you think. He was at his friends house yesterday to watch the game, and helped himself to quite a helping of bean dip. This did not make our bed a welcome place to be. I was so mad that I took my blanket and slept on the couch, albeit not very comfortably, but at least the air I was breathing was not toxic. A word of advise: if your hosting a football party for a bunch of middle aged dudes: DO NOT serve bean dip!! God, what was he thinking?!? Or at least if you do, serve it with a side dish of Beano or GasX or something. Something. So hopefully tonight will be a better night. Even the animals wouldn't sleep with Geoff. It was me and the cat and the dog on the couch. I think I've said enough. I shall go now.

9 comments:

Lorrie said...

F you're funny. In case you're wondering that's F*uck or Duck but replace the D with an F. I was actually chuckling...haven't had a good 'ol fashioned chuckle in months. To tell you the truth don't think I've ever chuckled but I did this time. Love ya even though I didn't get a ducking magnet. Toodles.

Lorrie said...

By the way...just an observation...I think Gail (aka, GALE) has dropped off your reader's list. What's up with that? I think it's because she CAN'T (quoting N.Straker) spell and is embarrassed to attempt to in public. I shouldn't air her dirty laundry though so please disregard everything I just said.

Lorrie said...

Are you disappointed that all these comments are from your SIL????? You'd better not be.

Lorrie said...

OR ELSE.

gailcathcart said...

I take ishew with lorey saying I caint spel. I have been busy and did not have a chance to ketch up on the blogs! I have to go fur now but I will be back later to comment.
luv Ant Gale

n.straker said...

leave me out of it, Lorrie S.!

vsorowski said...

Yo Mama dont think you are crazy--She actually is Concerned! Dear! I am hoping for "your freind -not to arrive", but what if it does--I am scared about your reaction to said FRIEND! Plus, In da fence of my sister Gayle-She can spal gewd cuz are mama lurned us how!!! So Thar!
Love ya -Ma

Lorrie said...

Sorry N.Straker...I meant "what's up with that" was a quote from you. Word.

n.straker said...

word!